Brian Griffin’s a whiny little bitch an’ a douchebag asshole

goldenboycurtis:

Hey, school bums can be successful. Look at Steve Jobs.

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Ain’t he dead? 

(Source: call-me-two-bit)

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Brian Griffin’s a whiny little bitch an’ a douchebag asshole

goldenboycurtis:

Sounds like an ace game plan to me. 

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Who says it’s gotta get done? We could be those school bums you know. Never have pens or paper but we’re so charming people give’em to us.

I was that bum an’ I flunked a grade. An’ you, smarty are gonna get into college an’ be more successful than all of us, you an’ Jace. So you ain’t allowed to be the school bum, I’d kick your ass. 

(Source: call-me-two-bit)

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Brian Griffin’s a whiny little bitch an’ a douchebag asshole

goldenboycurtis:

Yeah, I think Dix would wring my neck if I missed school like that. Though it’d probably be indefinitely more fun.

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I’ve been putting off school shopping as long as possible. It’s always the final nail in summers coffin. 

'Course it would be more fun, you'd be with me. I'm mapping out a game plan for next summer, like you an' Jace an' Soda if he isn't wrapped up in his shit come up for a week or two then we all come back to Rosewood together, how tuff would that be? 

Yeah, it sucks ass but it’s gotta get done, an’ I wanna know you two are squared without stressin’ out Dix an’ Imo too much. 

(Source: call-me-two-bit)

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Brian Griffin’s a whiny little bitch an’ a douchebag asshole

goldenboycurtis:

Eh. Better jokes, require an effort that I lack. I’ll just stick to being the dictionary. 

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Yeah, doesn’t mean it sucks any less though.

Yeah I know what ya mean, I miss you guys a whole lot you know what I mean? Keegan always has to remind me I can’t just let ya come out ‘cause you got school. 

Speakin’ of, we gotta go school shoppin, you me an’ Jace. Get you guys some more shit, whatever you ain’t already got. 

(Source: call-me-two-bit)

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Brian Griffin’s a whiny little bitch an’ a douchebag asshole

goldenboycurtis:

Oy, I’m hilarious you just don’t want to give up your title.

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Right. Sorta forgot once summer ends everyone goes separate ways again. 

Yeah, you gonna have to make better jokes if you’re gonna try an’ take my title 

Don’t worry about it, we got through last year alright, didnt we?

(Source: call-me-two-bit)

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Brian Griffin’s a whiny little bitch an’ a douchebag asshole

goldenboycurtis:

"While you’re still around" makes it sound like you’re dying. Did you receive some life shattering news which you’ve neglected to share?

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Theres a reason you aint the funny greaser, kid. 

Summer’s almost over, gotta get back to life in New York

(Source: call-me-two-bit)

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Brian Griffin’s a whiny little bitch an’ a douchebag asshole

goldenboycurtis:

[Perrie laughed as he tried to squirm away.] Ha! Like I’d let myself get brainwashed. It’s about the farthest from educational you can get. 

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I didn’t use any big words this time, but I won’t deny the accusation. 

[after a while Two-Bit let him go and plopped down on his couch, patting the spot next to him] Sit down an’ enjoy me while I’m still around, kiddo. Fire up your regular show if ya want. 

Yeah, I used to say that a whole lot at court hearings an shit

(Source: call-me-two-bit)

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Brian Griffin’s a whiny little bitch an’ a douchebag asshole

goldenboycurtis:

There might not be Mickey, but I know there’s better cartoons than Family Guy. I think they’ve still got Regular Show, and you can never go wrong with Regular Show. 

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It’s a cartoon world. Where the homicidal baby talks, travels through time, and has sexy boat parties. Brian fuckin’ women is your big issue, here? Maybe Zoophilia is an acceptable practice.

What the fuck is regular show, that better not be somethin’ educational, Dix brainwashin’ ya? This is why ya need to hang with me more [Two-Bit put him in a head lock and gave him a noogie] 

Sometimes I think ya use big words on me on purpose. 

(Source: call-me-two-bit)

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Brian Griffin’s a whiny little bitch an’ a douchebag asshole

goldenboycurtis:

Because you like bad jokes and cartoons?

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That’s why you’re the smart one. An’ there’s no Mickey on Netflix an’ I don’t wanna move, but listen to this asshole, Perrieboy, I’d beat that guy’s ass everyday if he was real. 

An’ what’s up with all these ladies fuckin’ a dog in this world? 

(Source: call-me-two-bit)

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Brian Griffin’s a whiny little bitch an’ a douchebag asshole

Why do I watch this fuckin’ show? 

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